Counting since their first top-flight game, September 7, 2019. Lost the first-ever WSL Manchester derby 1–0 at the Etihad before a record 31,213 in their 2019 debut; runners-up in 2023, FA Cup winners in 2024 — the league still missing.
IN THE MEANTIME…
The Man United have never won it all. This clock has been running since their first top-flight game.
They did win 1 FA Cup title (2024). The Women's Super League doesn't count those. Neither does the pain.
Closest calls: title race losses in 2023.
That's 7 top-flight seasons of waiting.
Since then: ChatGPT launched.
2 U.S. presidencies have started.
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FA Cup titles in 2024 don't hang in this rafter — the Women's Super League doesn't count them.